Uncooperative deity
“Although he’s regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.’’
— George J. Mitchell (born 1933), former U.S. senator (and majority leader) from Maine, diplomat, federal judge and author. He was born and raised in Waterville, Maine, a former manufacturing town (e.g., Hathaway Shirts) now best known as the home of Colby College. Mr. Mitchell himself graduated from Bowdoin College, in Brunswick, Maine.