We don't want you here

Log jam at Ripogenus Gorge, in Maine. during 1870s log driving.

“...you don't actually have to go to Maine. And this is finally great news for me again, because I don't want to see you there. The spirit of Maine has infected me. I gave you your goddamned wood, now get the f… out of here.”

―From John Hodgman’s Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches